Fred: Do you feel like a cup of tea?
Harry: Oh, yes.
Fred: You look like one, too - sloppy, hot and wet!

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Army Ant.
Army Ant who?
Army Ants coming for tea then?

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Doctor, doctor! Every time I drink a cup of tea I get a sharp pain in by nose:
Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?