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What does a teapot say to it's lover?
O, dajarling!

Who is the teapot's favorite actress?
Tea Leoni.

Why did the tea bag have to do it's laundry?
Because it was stained.

What is a baby teapots favorite game?
Pekoe-boo.
 
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Why was the cow teapot late to the party?
Because she was decafinated!

How long does it take to ship tea from China by slow boat?
Oolong Time!


What does a teapot say to her hairdresser?
Don't teas


What does the teapot say to its bag?
I don't want another seep out of you!


What kind of music do teapots like?
Jasmine
 
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Why did the teapot wear a cozy?
Cozy kept him warm.

Why must you be careful of tea at night?
Because it might mug you.

What does a tea bag do when it's tired?
It seeps.

What do lady teapots like to wear?
String of Earls!

What's a teapots favorite folk tune?
My Dajarling Clementine
 
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Why did the teapot get in trouble?
Because he was naughtea.

What did the teapot wear to bed?
A nightea

Why did the tea get away?
Because it was loose.

What does the tea do when it moves to LA?
It has its bags removed.

How does a tea bag seep?
On its side

What's the teapots favorite movie?
E.T.
 
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